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nemesis, Jake Heninger, the baby who would, as a man, betray me, his country, and his own brother (Sir Headolence). Yes, even though I'm not evil anymore, Jake is still my nemesis.
I returned to Canada in 2000 at the age of 22, which, oddly enough, is the same year that I would have turned 22 years if I had stayed in the normal stream of time after originally arriving in 1978. It didn't last long, though. Sir Headolence approached me shortly after my return and informed me that the time for my full training had come. We got into my time machine and travelled to the distanct future, the year 78021, where we spent the next ten years fighting the Telepathic Carrot Men of Giggididia Prime. (The Giggididian's deposed the Xxylgnians 300 years previously.) After liberating the long-repressed humans and setting up the New Earth Government, Sir Headolence and I returned to the present day where we use our inhuman reservoir of knowledge to blog.